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Here Is The Perfect Robot For The Bear-Loving Snorer In Your Life
"This bear may be soft and pillow-shaped, but you might want to think twice before curling up for a nap on Jukusui-kun. If you snore, it will stroke your face with its furry paw…. Jukusui-kun, which does not yet appear to be on the market, monitors snoring through a microphone and a matching fuzzy bear oxygen meter that the sleeper attaches to his or her hand. To avoid using chords that could interfere with sleep, Japan Trends says the creators developed a mat of sensors to be placed under the sheets instead of using chords. When oxygen and decibel levels signal loud snoring, the pillow takes action."
Christmas is coming.
Practically speaking, that thing isn't going to work until the bear stops pussyfooting around with the tickling and goes straight in for pushing the body entirely onto its side and/or just suffocating the fucking noisemonster already.
Jesus Christ. If any part of my bed reached out and touched me during the night, they'd hear me screaming all the way back to Japan.
Chords?