Friday, November 18th, 2011
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Doll Sweary


What is this doll saying that is so offensive? The audio seems unclear. I have narrowed it down to either, "You fucking cocksucker piece of shit, I will shove my fist so far up your dirty asshole that when it comes out of your whore throat you'll feel like you've been using a metal cuntrag enema as a douche," or "crazy bitch," but it's still kind of hard to tell. Anyway, the only good part of the holidays is the annual "Children's Toy Does Bad Thing" panic, and now that we've burned it off for 2011, all we're left with is relentless gloom until New Year's. Enjoy.

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C_Webb (#855)

I can't hear the swears, but I'm definitely scared of the cat-eyed lady in the AUDI commercial.

davetar (#1,114)

First of all this fucking newsman has the most disturbingly nutless PC-speak wiener copy of all time.

Second, how can you BEEP WHAT THE FUCKING DOLL IS SAYING? What's even the point of AIRING this fetid shit if you're not going to PLAY THE FUCKING SOUND SO I CAN DECIDE HOW FUCKING IDIOTIC THESE FUCKING PEOPLE ARE.

All those fucks were just baby talk, btw.

davetar (#1,114)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6gxmZqSQ_0 Here's a RAW UNCENSORED clip of this foul mouthed doll. Teehee, it kind of DOES sound like crazy bitch! But only in a way that parents would giggle at the doll, not in the way that their kids would start saying "crazy bitch" all over the place. Unless they were already profanely active.

MParcells (#375)

I hear "Ok, Cambridge."
Doll's a fucking elitist.

C_Webb (#855)

@MParcells It's a 1% doll in 99% packaging.

hockeymom (#143)

I thought the headline was "Doll Sweaty" which made perfect sense.
Sweaty dolls ARE very offensive.

But swearing? Much ado about nothing.

C_Webb (#855)

@hockeymom Right? My kid hears much worse as I plummet down the BQE to make it to an ungodly ice time.

hman (#53)

Dude, I thought your mom reads this fucking thing.

saythatscool (#101)

@hman She'd tell that whore doll to shut her shithole.

Balks Mom (#1,921)

@hman He'll be getting nothing but a lump of coal in his menorah this year.

hman (#53)

@Balks Mom Yes, please pile on the mommy issues. (LUV U BALK)

City_Dater (#2,500)

If these people are hearing "crazy bitch" in the string of fuzzy snarling that doll is broadcasting, perhaps the doll has a point and they need to up their dosage.

Moxie (#81,363)

That utterly depressing Whore's Head Toys 'r' Us is probably the thing turning all these parents into crazy bitches.

keisertroll (#1,117)

When I was 15, my Nanny gave me a Pokemon talking watch that said "BITCH 12:30" whenever you pressed the button.

keisertroll (#1,117)

And that was the greatest Christmas present I ever received.

C_Webb (#855)

@keisertroll God bless us every bitch!

Argh! What is it saying? I just hear "Eat lead, pig." This is the worst kind of mass hypnosis.

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