Doll Sweary


What is this doll saying that is so offensive? The audio seems unclear. I have narrowed it down to either, “You fucking cocksucker piece of shit, I will shove my fist so far up your dirty asshole that when it comes out of your whore throat you’ll feel like you’ve been using a metal cuntrag enema as a douche,” or “crazy bitch,” but it’s still kind of hard to tell. Anyway, the only good part of the holidays is the annual “Children’s Toy Does Bad Thing” panic, and now that we’ve burned it off for 2011, all we’re left with is relentless gloom until New Year’s. Enjoy.