Attention every other local news reporter in America: THIS is how you do it.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
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Attention every other local news reporter in America: THIS is how you do it.
"Zero deer break-ins before yesterday." That's a yelp review I'd trust!
"Deer (literally) breaks into taco restaurant."
How would a deer *figuratively* break into a taco restaurant? Is there some proverbial "Doe that Raided Taco Bell to Restore Harmony to the Mystic Woods"?
@Ben Regenspan@twitter well i suppose it could gain entry without breaking the door down if it were able to guess the security code. or if its antlers fit in the lock.
@Ben Regenspan@twitter That's what she said.
No one beat it to death with their fists? Alpahretta has changed...
Haven't we been killing these things for thousands of years? The cowardice of that young boy heralds the downfall of man.
People go to Taco Mac for tacos just like a deer goes to Taco Mac for tacos: they don't.
@Clarence Rosario Joke's on that deer! They don't even really serve tacos at Taco Mac! Also I'm betting he ran out of there so quickly because the server told him that they're out of half the beers they have on tap (being out of half the beer menu and not having tacos are basically the two elements of their business plan).