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An Interview with X-Men's Cyclops, Who Sucks
Q. Let’s talk about the personnel change that many say redefined the X-men. The entire team left, except for you!
A. Yes. I wanted them to stay, but they ignored me.
Q. You had to rebuild the team from scratch.
A. It was the hardest time for me as a leader. There was no one to lead.
Q. What was your role in the recruitment of the new cast of international heroes?
A. I mostly had to be patient while the Professor recruited them. It was very difficult.
—This fake interview with Cyclops, of X-Men, is really funny… FOR MEGA-NERDS.
Wolverine is the worst character in all of comics. Even compared to the rest of the Marvel Comics characters, who are all by definition horrible because they're published in Marvel Comics.
@Matt Snikt, bub.
@Matt I think you're giving the Gibbon short shrift here.
@Matt Ooh! BRING IT! I am ready for a good, old fashioned Marvel vs. DC throw down. Then we can move on to Image vs. Dark Horse.
Cyclops is a leader of men because he is tall and white and a guy. Keep up.
@deepomega You could say the same about Stilt Man, but he didn't lead nothin!
@deepomega Banana Man is taller than he looks on TV.
@deepomega I dunno. that mangina in the illustration makes me question one of the characteristics you mention
@turd_sandwich Fun fact: Was just talking to a VFX dude yesterday about a team of animators who was hired to shrink Hugh Jackman's package in every shot for Wolverine: Origins. Dude just had too much junk.
What, he stops at the Goblin Queen story – right before the Dark Phoenix Saga? He doesn't even look old enough to remember those two.
Plus- Nothing about Cyclops running the X-Men in to the ground and starting the new Uncanny X-Men with a bunch of supervillians/killers? LEADERSHIP.
And – EVERYONE knows that Jean Grey is coming back as a an nerfed Phoenix and Wolverine's girlfriend, right?
/Nerd pants back off
Wow. I'm not sure I can deny my internet-crush on doctordisaster any longer.