Thursday, October 27th, 2011

The Horrible NYC Starbucks Bathroom Masturbator

I'm at Starbucks (4 W 21st St., 5th Ave., New York) Oct 20 18:10:45 via foursquare

"A guy who calls himself Mister PeePee set a goal of masturbating in every Starbucks in New York City, then photographing the results. Don't believe it? You can listen to this self-described 'big fan of Starbucks' discuss his plans — in detail — on a podcast, and read his results on Twitter."

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RonMwangaguhung (#3,697)


SeanP (#4,058)

@RonMwangaguhung yeah, but he's providing a valuable public service. If I'm going to patronize a Starbucks, I want to be sure it's at least "4 boner" rated.

Travilis@twitter (#167,578)


bmichael (#213)


jfruh (#713)

I you can get aroused in a public restroom anywhere in New York, more power to you.

Bettytron (#575)

We had a bathroom massturbator at the Tim Hortons where I worked in high school. Is this a "thing"? Are there internet communities about jerking it in chain coffee stores? I'm really not going to google that.

La Cieca (#1,110)

@Bettytron It's called "frapping."

hman (#53)

@La Cieca Cuppla JO

If I were close to where he was, I'd run in, loudly knock on the door and interrupt him so he'd have to start over.

deepomega (#1,720)

@dinosaur_senior "Hey! Watcha doin'?! Need any help in there?"

johnpseudonym (#1,452)

No cream, thank you.

ericdeamer (#945)

He just wants to do it somewhere where the name for everything makes it sound like it's huge.

City_Dater (#2,500)

The saddest thing about this is the assumption that he's the only person doing this because he's the only one twatting about it.

Don't enter a Starbucks restroom without a hazmat suit.

deepomega (#1,720)

@City_Dater The only safe option is 24/7 catheters.

NinetyNine (#98)

His goal of getting a lot of attention has clearly failed.

deepomega (#1,720)

Honestly, there's worse he could be doing in a Starbucks bathroom. At least this way he's keeping his dick off the streets.

DMcK (#5,027)

@deepomega True. We should also be thankful he's not a barista.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

hate the masturbator, love the coffee.

Komenter (#195,197)

I don't know how he expects to be taken seriously with a name like "Mister PeePee." It sounds like a doll used to potty train toddlers.

And to think I used to really appreciate Starbuck's "single seater" restrooms. Now I'll just hold it until I get home, thanks.

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