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The Horrible NYC Starbucks Bathroom Masturbator
I'm at Starbucks (4 W 21st St., 5th Ave., New York) http://t.co/XPECRWbA
Mister PeePee
MisterPeePee
"A guy who calls himself Mister PeePee set a goal of masturbating in every Starbucks in New York City, then photographing the results. Don't believe it? You can listen to this self-described 'big fan of Starbucks' discuss his plans — in detail — on a podcast, and read his results on Twitter."
despicable
@RonMwangaguhung yeah, but he's providing a valuable public service. If I'm going to patronize a Starbucks, I want to be sure it's at least "4 boner" rated.
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I you can get aroused in a public restroom anywhere in New York, more power to you.
We had a bathroom massturbator at the Tim Hortons where I worked in high school. Is this a "thing"? Are there internet communities about jerking it in chain coffee stores? I'm really not going to google that.
@Bettytron It's called "frapping."
@La Cieca Cuppla JO
If I were close to where he was, I'd run in, loudly knock on the door and interrupt him so he'd have to start over.
@dinosaur_senior "Hey! Watcha doin'?! Need any help in there?"
No cream, thank you.
He just wants to do it somewhere where the name for everything makes it sound like it's huge.
The saddest thing about this is the assumption that he's the only person doing this because he's the only one twatting about it.
Don't enter a Starbucks restroom without a hazmat suit.
@City_Dater The only safe option is 24/7 catheters.
His goal of getting a lot of attention has clearly failed.
Honestly, there's worse he could be doing in a Starbucks bathroom. At least this way he's keeping his dick off the streets.
@deepomega True. We should also be thankful he's not a barista.
hate the masturbator, love the coffee.
I don't know how he expects to be taken seriously with a name like "Mister PeePee." It sounds like a doll used to potty train toddlers.
And to think I used to really appreciate Starbuck's "single seater" restrooms. Now I'll just hold it until I get home, thanks.