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Teen Girl Busted With 1/3rd of Body Weight in Cocaine
"Detectives at Miami International Airport busted a London teen who they say was carrying nearly 30 pounds of cocaine — stuffed in 24 boxes of cake mix. Ayesha Olivia Niles, a waifish 5-foot-4, 105-pound student, had arrived in Miami on a night flight from Jamaica, two suitcases in tow. The teen claimed she did not know what the substance was but admitted 'she suspected that the activity she was involved in was suspicious but she did not question it,' according to the report."
—Oh, girl, what did those boys in Jamaica tell you?
how do you think she got down to 105lbs?
@HiredGoons Cocaine.
@deepomega: really? I was going to say lugging around 24 boxes of cake mix.
I was hoping she had that much stuffed into various body cavities. I'm ashamed with myself for my disappointment.
Q: Oh, girl, what did those boys in Jamaica tell you?
A: The first rule of Bake Club is no one talks about Bake Club.
What did they do with the actual cake mix?
@keisertroll Bake sales to launder their money.