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Did Adolf Hitler fake his suicide by using a body double who was shot in the the head and then escape by plane and submarine to Argentina where, with U.S. government complicity, he and wife Eva Braun raised two daughters and lived out the rest of his days until he died in 1962 at the age of 73? Uh, sorry, I'm usually pretty relaxed about these things, but I'm gonna have to go with "no" on this one.






The account is as ludicrous as chicken on pizza.
@NotAndersonCooper I know he didn't go to Argentina because one of my neighbors is a total Hitler.
I went with pepperoni.
Total B.S. Argentina … ha!
I don't know about Senor Hitler, but I did go to Oktoberfest in Argentina. It's held in a town that was founded by the crew of a German U-boat that crashed during WWII.
I don't know about this story either, but I'm totally loving the super-scary use of CAPITAL BOLD for the word "daughters."
*Were* there Nazis with mob-style nicknames like "Gestapo" Muller, though? Because this could make my series of online cartoons illustrating 20th-century history much more entertaining.
@skahammer I was gonna say wrestling-style. "T-Bone" Goebbels.
But, but… it was in the Sun, and the Sun never lies.
Sure, why the hell not.
@keisertroll Because HITLER.
WWGD?
Balk, I thought for sure your initial post of today would be about the cute bear cub who was found crawling around the produce section of a supermarket- there's video!
Yeah, this is bunk. History books tell us that they only managed to save Hitler's brain.
@DMcK Silly DMcK. We all know they saved Hitler's cock.
How many of you guys have even looked at the book? I'll admit I'm involved with it, and that at first I was skeptical, but it's actually a serious bit of research. You know what Einstein said about condemnation without investigation. . .