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"A study found that skinny women are less likely to become pregnant than those who are overweight – including those classed as dangerously obese," which is pretty ironic when you realize that the only reason you are starving yourself in the first place is to trick a man into falling in love with you so he will put a baby in your tiny belly. Life is full of surprises sometimes.
OH PARADOXES
Oh, no, no, no. It's very simple: women starve themselves to trick men into MARRYING them. Then after marriage the women and the men stop trying so hard to be attractive, and they both get fat enough to have babies. Simple.
Nature always has a plan.
Hey, attractive lady, if you're not going to finish those fries … can I eat them and then have sex with you?
"(picture posed by model)" Really Daily Mail? I thought you went out into the field and found a random pregnant woman in her native environment of cushions and blindingly white backgrounds.
We learned all this from Sir Mix-A-Lot years ago.
@johnpseudonym I don't think this is the same. Sir Mix was pretty clear about the relationship between waist to "thing in your face", and that was "itty bitty" to "round". Clearly this is not the case with obese women.
@graffin Because obese women never have hourglass figures? Do you know the portion of the population you're referring to when you call a woman obese?
But how are we sure that obese women are actually pregnant?
@Clarence Rosario LOL, cause obese women already have huge, pregnant-like bellies, rite?
@Clarence Rosario You won't know until they show up on "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant."
@KenWheaton "16 Stone and Pregnant"
@Clarence Rosario Medical science has no way to tell. We just guess, and pray.
@cherrispryte i do. and im only 20 lbs overweight. so, i guess thats me!
I thought skinny women didn't have to have babies to prove their worth to society the way we lumpy ladies do.
This is all very mean and sexist.
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@cherrispryte newsletter??? THAT's mean and sexist
What has this got to do with pizza toppings again?
@cherrispryte Humor is subjective.