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Have you ever had sex done to you that was so amazing it gave you amnesia? You have. With me. You just forgot about it because it was so good. Wanna do it again?
What, no #betterkunderatitles tag?
Sure, why the hell not.
Wait, what was the question again?
@jolie Run. This apartment is so dirty.
Oh good! I always thought I was having blackouts.
he fucked her brains out, then he fucked her brains.
"You ever heard of 'Asleep Style'?"
"What do you mean?"
"It's like a sex position. But it's also kind of like a sex concept. The idea is that you ask the lady to wait until you're good and sound asleep… and then get it on with you real careful so you don't wake up. I had Tina try it on me."
"Did it work?"
"Who knows, man. Who knows."
@deepomega I miss Achewood.
@deepomega
"There are some things a man doesn't talk about, particularly when a lady widom-rocks his bonch so hard he forgets who's on the penny."
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10012008
@TheRtHonPM There are rumblings on Chris Onstad's twitter about an immanent return
fuck to forget *pffffft* been there ….
@RonMwangaguhunga
forget to fuck *sighhhh* been there …
I'm never "chatty and alert," so I guess I'm ok.
Ohhh, that's what this pack of MAGNUMS is doing next to my bed.
Dear drugs and alcohol: I'm sorry I've been blaming you for all of those sex-fueled blackouts. What are you up to this weekend? Would love to catch up.