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Rich People Island Hotel Now Offers Flash Mobs
"The Marco Island Marriott Beach Resort in Florida adds flash mob services to its amenities list."
I'm hearing this weird ringing in my ears and everything kind of smells like burnt hai
Improv Everywhere sells out.
But can they fulfill my kidnapping fantasies? Can anyone?
@HiredGoons: saythatscool is probably your best bet.
I'm picturing a dungeon full of AEA members who thought they had signed up for a season of dinner theatre in "an island paradise."
This idea is the height of Hipster Douchiness.
@GailPink I think the word hipster has lost all meaning if you think they'd be down with this.
"Talk about the gift for someone who has everything! Dozens of ordinary people, terrified of losing everything they have or unwilling to let go of the mirage of a creative career, will dance and frolic for your amusement, and for $10 an hour! They'll try a little too hard, and the smell of flop-sweat and desperation will be like the sweetest perfume to you."
@jfruh: "You too, can be in a Spike Jonze music video!"
Please note that Marco Island Marriott Beach Resort is not responsible if you accidentally order one of the violent Philadelphia-style flash mobs that like to randomly beat people and steal things.
But what if the flash mob simulated Dead Island?