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14 teams enter. Only one can win. It's the Amazing Hoop Race! Oh yes, it is on: "Proceed to the nearest airport and take your hoops with you. At the airport, share the joy of hooping with others. Record a travelogue of all airport patrons that join you for an airport hooping session. Each person who hoops successfully with a member of your team is worth one point, although a pilot is worth 5 points and a flight attendant is worth 3." So all of the world should be warned about being approached by hot ladies with hula hoops.
While I'm certainly not opposed to the concept of hot ladies gyrating about wildly, don't our airports have enough problems without this sort of fuckery?
@jolie I have a half-hour layover in Milwaukee this weekend, and I swear on everything that is good and holy on God's sweet and merciful creation, if I'm late for my connecting flight because I'm harassed by some hula-hooping chucklehead, I'm going to lose my fucking mind.
@boyofdestiny Jesus, take a Valium. It's not like they're going to physically force you to hula hoop with them. Also, Choire, really? Sassy ladies? What about the sassy boys who hula hoop?