Do Not Talk to This Man if You See Him on the Street

"He had already told me a lunatic story about meeting a hooker who knew a gay porn actor who did security for Christina Aguilera and had knowledge of a transvestite that a Yankees star kept in an apartment on Central Park South. The gay porn actor also happened to be diddling a Hollywood director. Via this most exotic of connections, Howie claimed to have had a few conversations with the director, who had put him in touch with his agent at Creative Artists Agency. The agent stopped taking Howie's calls within the week."
—It doesn't take long in the endlessly sordid tale of the life of Howard Spira for the line "Do you know who I am?" to crop up. Yegads!!!