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Booty Prevented From Jiggling
"If the Booty Lounge is rocking, Detroit police come knocking." [Spoiler: The Booty Lounge was indeed rocking, and the knocking of Detroit's constabulary resulted in the cessation of posterior oscillation.]
Goddamnit. How many times do we have to reiterate that regulations are KILLING this economy?!
Huh. And I really thought "later Saturday, at 5 p.m., it's the occupation of Times Square. (Spoiler: that's not going to end well!)" was going to be the best spoiler I see all day.
It's surprising to me to think that Detroit is willingly eliminating jobs.
Motor Titty