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You Wouldn't Like Pat Kiernan When He's Angry (Or Would You)
Damn you, M&M Store. I'm not paying $44 for $8 worth of chocolate!
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Pat Kiernan
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NY1 morning hero Pat Kiernan appears to be auditioning for retiring '60 Minutes' rambler Andy Rooney's job. He's REAL MAD at the M&Ms store in Times Square. (I mean, who isn't, sure.) What's the old proverb? "Something something give a man a blog and he'll have things to rage about for life."
never upset a sarcastic Canadian
hero.
Early in the summer my family, friends and I went to Governors Island for a picnic. Pat Keirnan was also there with his kids, flying a kite. The kite fell and clocked my husband in the head. Pat Keirnan didn't apologize. true story. That man is HARD CORE.
@miss kate Was it Pat Keirnan…or was it really….duh,duh, duh…CHUCK NORRIS?
Next week, Andy Rooney's eyebrows will be acquired by the Smithsonian and exhibited next to Seinfeld's puffy shirt.
Is this anything like paying $85 a month for $20 worth of cable channels?
Did anyone else realize Andy is 92?! I mean holy shit, he's older than John Paul Stevens.
@Mr. B I figured he must 100, at least.
I think what you mean is "something something give a man a blog and he will spend his days makeing lists that are so very, very wrong."
@jolie YOU'RE ONE TO TALK.
@Mr. B I STAND BY THAT ENTIRE LIST.
That store is really fucking annoying. You fill up a small bag of interesting looking M&Ms, you get to the counter and they tell you it's $30. Then you leave the bag at the counter and walk out the door, crying niece in tow.
@Bryan Keller And? the dollar store back home invariably has the shiny raspberry swirlie ones in the hygiene-product-shaped box for $0.99. NY real estate, so much to answer for.
@Bryan Keller And you just know they throw away tons of M&M's each day based on this exact phenomenon (what, they're going to pick through bags of mixed M&M's to return them to the correct dispenser? Please.)
Solution? Hang out by their dumpsters at closing time. Bring a big stick to fight of the RAUS and you're golden.
Because if they’re looking for repeat business, they won’t get it from me.
I feel the same way about Twitter.
Pat Kiernan retweet of Awl tweet of Awl story about Pat Kiernan's twitter:
http://twitter.com/#!/patkiernan/status/119058345834459136
and people spend their time on twitter? Glad to see technology has brought us into an ever-expanding cycle of snark, sycophancy, and narcissism!
Let's be honest with each other. That was probably more like 25 cents worth of chocolate.
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