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Sure, we hate the moon, but the sun is what's really out to get us, as we just survived a G3 coronal mass ejection. The next one could DESTROY US ALL, apparently: "A 'Space Katrina' could be inevitable—at the very least we should be able to see it coming." Mmm hmm, he said "Space Katrina."
Space FEMA is so not prepared to deal for this shit.
@melis George Bush doesn't care about space people.
I had a G3 coronal mass ejection with your momma last night.
If Space Katrina fries every computer, tablet, and smartphone, just think of it as your overdue vacation. A real vacation where the bosses, colleagues, or anyone else can't reach you.
First question on NASA's space weather FAQ:
Is the world going to end in 2012?
I can predict space storms by the swelling in my digits.
I can't wait for Pat Robertson to start blaming the space gays.
In the event of Space Katrina, sunshine would in fact be walking on you.
@Smitros Why does this comment not have all the upvotes by now?