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Pay to Hang Out with the World's Second Most Evil Animal
Liberal climate-change-believing scientists are still trying to cozy up to the horrible rapists of the sea, to get the dolphins to reveal their secrets and to finally start SPEAKING ENGLISH. (Good news: for $2,495, you can spend ten days without Internet or phone on a boat off the Bahamas hanging out with dolphins. Let's hope you get to see lots of brutal gang behavior and gay dolphin sex! I'm really tempted actually.)
If I wanted to pay $2500 to get horribly assaulted by a slippery, dead-eyed monster I'd buy a case of small-batch bourbon and a plane ticket to visit DSK in France.
@deepomega ZING!
So it's like a gay shark week?
So there.
Are you saying that the studio and producers who brought us 'The Blind Side' are on, ahem, the wrong side?
(Sorry.)