Like a dude who sets his house in fire and shoots out the tires of the arriving hook-and-ladders, just so he can blame the fire chief when the roof collapses.
And how come there's never JUST ONE Republican willing to stray from Norquist's talking points and say, "I said these were good ideas in 2007 and they're good ideas now." JUST ONE!!!!
Well, they just completely sold me on Obama's plans, so, thanks, Republicans!
Today's Republican talking points:
Failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies
Tomorrow's Republican talking points:
Failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies
Sunday's Republican talking points:
- Never forget
- These colors won't run
- God bless America
Monday's Republican talking points:
Failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies failed policies
@MisterHippity "Endless Shrimp" starts Tuesday at Red Lobster, so expect them to go off message then too.
@oxla I thought "Endless Shrimp" was Orrin Hatch's secret service code name.
@tomme ha. the more i read it/think about it the phrase "Endless Shrimp" sounds really, really sinister.
Like a dude who sets his house in fire and shoots out the tires of the arriving hook-and-ladders, just so he can blame the fire chief when the roof collapses.
But how do they FEEL?
Its nice to see our political system has come down to a bunch of internet trolling.
OBAMACARE=Y SO SRS??? FAIL HARDR LOL!!!11
25% youth unemployment is simply unacceptable! It should be higher! Those little bastards voted for that black man!
@LondonLee Seriously. Since when do Republicans care about youth?
@Daniel Could've only as long as they're still in the womb.
I'm impressed that all their interns are capable of tweeting a two-word phrase in sync. Even more that it's not "flip flop."
When are the Dems going to just fucking shut them out, House, Senate White House? And what fresh nightmare will that be.
Oh my holy sparkles, Miss Bachman's hair design by Kenneth I see!
As much as I hate to, I have to agree with them 60%. Tax cuts are a failed policy.
Fail Wail
I could only read about half of those before I had to stop, but I have a feeling I didn't miss much.
And how come there's never JUST ONE Republican willing to stray from Norquist's talking points and say, "I said these were good ideas in 2007 and they're good ideas now." JUST ONE!!!!
FWIW, his policies will continue to fail if he hands them off to Congress for design and implementation.
Saying "failed policies" is much better than "Cats." I will say it again and again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uaebojaxt3s
"The politics of failure have failed; we need to make them work again."
–Kang (or possibly Kodos)
So basically, every time a Republican says "failed policies" they get a check from the Koch Brothers?
If you're standing in a hole and you have a shovel, what in the heck else are you gonna do?