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Enjoy Your Tropical Storm… Scotland
Well, well, well. Isn't this a pretty turn of possible (though not terribly probable) events for Hurricane Katia.
I'd pay to see all the bagpipes in Scotland left outside this weekend.
Scottish Gaelic already has fifty words for "damp."
Time to stock up on deep-fried Mars Bars.
MARS BARSS
What? They wouldn't pay for a full hurricane?
If it doesn't reach Scotland, it's CRRRAAP.