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The tendency will probably be to focus on the fact that old women can't have babies, but I think the real takeaway here is that you can still look pretty even into your forties. So cheer up, crones!
Anyone want to come over later and knock me up?
@jolie LINE FORMS BEHIND ME BOYS
Ah jeez, don't let my OB/GYN wife see this. I already get enough flak for wanting to wait until after her residency's done – it's not easy when your partner has all the facts on how one's baby bits start falling apart once you hit 25.
Thank you Based God.
@Matt what is this? bizarro world? Barren women are the monsters?! this isnt helping.
But see, if you make the baby when your body says make the baby, you yourself are still gestating, or anyway are still a thousand miles from the unreasonable nesting standards of our insanely unreasonable best of all possible world societies.
Memo to science: prove that there's about twenty minutes in your early 30s when you can make a baby that will have a chance here, thirty years from now.
@dntsqzthchrmn I could kiss you!
BREAKING: OUTSIDES DO NOT NECESSARILY REFLECT INSIDES
@jfruh I have the greatest book you will ever read. Granted, I haven't read it yet, but just look at this gorgeous cover!
@saythatscool You're shtupping the Holy Bible?
@dntsqzthchrmn Like a gibbon in heat with a sack of doorknobs.
@jfruh: C'mon! Nothing says healthy ovaries like teeth bleach and hair dye.
@jfruh : For freaking real. That article is Reason #4,217 why the NYT is a loathsome elitist shitrag suitable only for giving wealthy Caucasians a reason to smugly "tchk, aww, that's so sad." I swear, 90% of that publication is indistinguishable from an issue of Town & Country dressed up in Serious Journalist drag.