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"As speeding tickets go it was just one of thousands handed out in the 1930's as the car took over a once provincial Germany and the autobahns opened the country up to the common man. But the man who received it was no ordinary motorist." Just guess who he was! GUESS!
David Letterman?
@Dave Bry: It had to have been a classic car, which means Leno.
Let's see – 1930s? Germany? It must've been Barack Obama's Kenyan grandfather!
Ferdinand Porsche?
Joseph Godwin?
"Dear, slow down, you're driving too fast. No really, slow down. You're going to get a ticket! You know who else drove too fast? Hitler, that's who."