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Your Hot Pouting Lips Are Saying "I Have Herpes"
Britain's Sun, covering all the bases: "HOT, pouting lips get men in the mood for love – and they could also hold the secret to a woman's sexual enjoyment. A study has found women with a prominent and pointy tubercle – the middle part of the top lip that points upwards, also known as the 'cupid's bow' – are up to 12 TIMES more likely to hit the heights during sex than those with flat lips." "But are your lips also sending warning signals about your health? Dry or sore lips could indicate anything from diabetes to herpes or Crohn's disease."
A puffy lip is also a sign that you are maybe too mouthy and should learn to keep your pie hole shut.
No need to drag herpes into it, English tabloids. Duckface is a serious enough condition to cause concern and bleedy headlines.
pffft! The last part was just added to placate the thin-lipped English.
I realize this is just a throwaway little post, but the Sun article says a burning sensation, not pouty lips, can be an indicator of oral herpes. If being factual matters at all…
You know what else is a reliable sign of herpes? A pair of lips mouthing "I HAVE HERPES".
Herpes Houlihan does have a nice ring to it, though.