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"I don't know what to expect from this hurricane on its way toward the East Coast. It could be devastating for some or nothing at all. Nevertheless, it's always a good time to get right with God. Your life can be snatched away at any time without warning. So, when we get them, we should take heed. Listen to God. Read His book. Obey the commandments. Listen to His voice. Seek forgiveness for your sins. Pray for the redemption of your loved ones. Pray for the redemption of your country."
—Man, when did weather reports get so depressing?
Alternately, rejoice! For this heralds the return of Merciless Wotan!
@BadUncle Killin me.
I would like to bring that man to parties.
@HiredGoons I don't think I have time to do all that stuff by Sunday. Then again, since the world is ending, maybe I could blow off my TPS reports and working the getting right with God part.
@SeanP: Heck, all I want to do is get off the Cape in time. Leave the TPS reports, they'll keep 'til Monday.
Man, even conservative pundits are sporting ironic mustaches these days.
Considering the glut of Mormon meteorologists these days, I'm surprised weather reports are seldom this preachy.
I pray for the redemption of these valuable coupons!
Remember when weather was just weather? And either it sucked or it didn't?
@C_Webb I don't know I kinda like the new bull semen coated varietal these days.
With all the time spent getting right with god with the praying and the redemptioning and the taking heeding, don't forget about proper footwear. Soggy shoes are a real drag.
Fuck it, it's not May 21st.