Thursday, August 4th, 2011
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Why Is the Stock Market "Going Down"?


• It isn't. It's actually just taking a brief break from going "up."

• Nobody knows.

• People get paid a lot of money to pretend to know.

• Stuff is so messed up, it could be any number of things really. The paper says "on intensifying investor fears about a slowdown in global economic growth" and that's such a huge load of baloney. Oh, the investors feel fear about the globe? Cool story, bro. I mean, the DOW is scaled averages of share prices of 30 companies, not people's feelings about Europe's debt crisis. (Right, that's why Home Depot shares are down 10%.) It's called TAKING MONEY OUT OF THE SYSTEM WHEN YOU CAN. People are getting what they can get, then they'll do that again later.

• Where were you in '92?

To be fair, perhaps the 5-day and the 6-month views would be helpful in terms of patterns?

Those also don't really mean anything, you know. But the phrase PROFIT-TAKING does.

24 Comments / Post A Comment

Art Yucko (#1,321)

y'know, they probably just need to do a little cleaning up around Wall Street.

With Fire.

Annie K. (#3,563)

Or '87, remember '87? Buncha hysterical twits.

jfruh (#713)

Felix Salmon just interrupted his fancy Swedish vacation to basically say the exact same thing on his blog, only wordier and a little more optimistic. ADVANTAGE: CHOIRE.

whizz_dumb (#10,650)

Psh, Feelings. Aren't those supposed to be suppressed?

mmmark (#4,458)

I was in second grade in 1992. I'm sure the stock markets did [something something clever] to my recess then.

pungentodor (#21,244)

I believe the answer to your question is "still in a room without a view."

brent_cox (#40)

Ooh, I think it's exciting.

My mattress is full of shiny stones.

LloydBraun (#13,503)

BITCOINZ

Smitros (#5,315)

The real explanation: The market is an "entertainer" at a bachelor party.

Is anyone surprised that a major financial firm is called "moody's"?

roboloki (#1,724)

two words: twitchy bitches

Oh, for fuck's sake:

The market's fear gauge — the VIX (VIX) — surged 30% to a reading of 30.5. That's just above 30 — the level that signals a high degree of fear. The VIX up 77% from the start of the year.

http://money.cnn.com/2011/08/04/markets/markets_newyork/index.htm?hpt=hp_c1

@Clarence Rosario VIX Vaporubbish

Flashman (#418)

I guess I picked a bad week to sink all my savings into the TSX.

skyslang (#11,283)

THANK you for this. I am so tired of news agencies making things seem worse than they are.

Also, and I'm no economist, but I feel like the perspective on the Dow would be a lot different if the scale didn't go from 11,600 to 12,600. This is all just stuff at the very top 10% of the chart, isn't it?

riotnrrd (#840)

Well, as you know, in this country it's only the top 10% (or 1%) that counts.

Eric Spiegelman (#3,968)

Mercury retrograde. Duh.

hockeymom (#143)

On a plane right now…. Heading west. With the time difference, I figure I'm going to land in yesterday, pull out all my money and win the stock markets. I will see you all on Easy Street.

Shirkimer (#423)

It just means that Blue Horseshoe no longer loves Anacott Steel.

chullos (#22,099)

Nobody knows the real situation and there is too much speculations in the markets.

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