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"We hate for the twist endings of movies, TV shows and books to be given away. But here's a bit of relief for those of you who are just now learning that Snape, in fact, killed Dumbledore: Spoilers don't really ruin stories for us. In fact, a new study suggests that we actually enjoy spoiled stories more than those left unspoiled." Also: Snape killed Dumbledore, apparently.
In "Gone With The Wind", the North wins the Civil War.
@keisertroll So say the 'lamestream' historians. Save your Confederate money.
Apparently, in Titanic it sinks. Oh, and the boy drowns. ALSO, anyone who doesn't know several years down the line that Snape killed Dumbledore is either illiterate or doesn't care.
@John Band@twitter Not only do I already know Snape killed Dumbledore, I have written slash fiction based on that premise.
(Spoiler Alert: It gets hot and heavy.)
She has a penis.
He was dead all along.
Spock dies.
Did I miss any?
@Pop Socket It's the sled.
@Pop Socket SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEEEPLE! ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'S PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
@keisertroll WOLVERINES!!!
@keisertroll LOUD NOISES!!!
@Pop Socket the question is, "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?"
@Pop Socket It's coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
And Rocky loses/wins/loses-wins/wins/wins/loses.
@Pop Socket
*He can do the trick because he's twins.
*Darth Vader is his father.
*They're living in the present, in a nature preserve.
*It was Earth all along.
@jfruh Oh my God, I was wrong! It was Earth all along. Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me.
@melis I LOVE YOU, DR. ZAIUS!!!
@Pop Socket That first one is the end of Inception, yes? Because I never made it all the way through that movie.
"Hello, everybody. This is Mrs. Norman Maine."
I steal!
I mean, honestly, who gives a shit?
@Clarence Rosario Don't worry, you'll be giving the toys back to Whoville.
I literally know nothing else about the plot of those books except for that. Literally.