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"Sad people are apparently better than happy people at face recognition, an upside to being down in the dumps that is yielding insights into how mood can affect the brain."
—Yeah, some upside. "You're miserable, but at least you will remember the faces of everyone who has made you want to die." Pass, thanks.
It could be worse. You could be me, and instead of remembering faces you remember the exact wording of posts Alex Balk wrote at Gawker.
Which actually might explain why I'm so sad?
I may not be good at faces but I never forget a tight ass.
@saythatscool What about the rest of all of that white girl?
So for all of us commenters/shut-ins, I assume this translates into being really good at recognizing avatars?
It's the bitterness that etches these moments into my memory.