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That thing we used to laugh about has finally come to pass, with the nuptials of Lauren Bush (the daughter of Neil Bush, who is brother to Jeb and George W.) and David Lauren (son of Ralph Lauren, formerly Ralph Lifshitz): "The bride will take the name "Lauren Bush Lauren."
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Duran Duran
@brianvan Humbert Humbert
@Matt Walter White
Major Major Major Major
Sirhan Sirhan
OMG SHUT UP SHE IS NOT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (love it)
Whatever you need to tell yourself, Lauren Bush Lifshitz.
@City_Dater : We're going to need the Heisenberg's Cat of country club membership policies to deal with that one.
@Gef the Talking Mongoose : Schrodinger's Cat, obviously. I'll hand in my nerd badge now.
@Gef the Talking Mongoose Are you certain?
But that *will* make a lovely looking cursive monogram for the bath towels.
If Totie Fields married Truman Capote, she'd be Totie Capote.
If Whoopie Goldberg married Peter Cushing, she'd be Whoopie Cushing.
If Tuesday Weld married Frederic March's great Grandson, she'd be Tuesday March the Fourth.
Consider it done! ("Please welcome Lauren Lauren").
Given her background, she must be one helluva
gutsy lady to dare mock her square parents in such
a Lauren-squared fashion. All that is now needed
to complete the picture is a pair of suitably named
spawn, Laurent if ♂, Laura or one more Lauren if ♀
otherwise, to confuse future biographers. And at
least one laureateship in the family to hang above
the mantelpiece (they do mantelpieces in Texas,
don't they?).