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Philip Glass Sells Memoir
Composer and East Village legend Philip Glass has sold a memoir, to Norton's Liveright & Company. Word on the street has it that the text is extremely repetitive but amazingly modulated. (Alternate joke: his studio staff is just going to run around the office and pick up a bunch of scraps he's left behind and stitch them into a complete manuscript. (Well? God bless!)) No but seriously, love you, Mr. Glass!
Phillip Glass jokes!
What's the difference between Phillip Glass and a synthesizer? It's possible to get a synth to stop arpeggiating.
Needs more /rimshot.
That was way funnier than it had any right to be.