Tuesday, August 9th, 2011
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"Whenever you handle a firearm, whether you are a novice or experienced, always treat firearms as though they are loaded. If you are going to carry a handgun on your person, use a holster, not your waistband."
—Chandler, AZ Police Detective Seth Tyler urges citizens to take more care with their sidearms in the wake of an incident in which a man accidentally shot himself in the penis with his girlfriend's pink handgun. [Via]

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dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Ow! my balls. Or: She calls it "Lorena."

deepomega (#1,720)

I keep my gun in a specially crafted dick-holster.

DMcK (#5,027)

"Avoid looking at the wound."
"I looked at it. It's pretty bad."
WORDS FAIL

Ledrew (#654)

@DMcK Also: GUN FAIL.

roboloki (#1,724)

nobody move or the cock gets it!!

BadUncle (#153)

Note for future reference: this is not the preferred method for "putting more lead in the pencil."

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