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"According to the story, he apparently lived to the ripe old age of 106 in Japan, where he was buried in what is now modern-day Shingo. He changed his name to Daitenku Taro Jurai, married a Japanese woman, Miyuki, and had three daughters, according to an English-language pamphlet offered in a small chapel on a forested hill in the village."
—Take a visit to the town where Jesus Christ, after escaping his crucifixion by boat, lived out the rest of his days.
So Jewish dudes have had a thing for Asian women since Biblical times, is that the takeaway from this story?
i can see why there would be resistance to this. daitenku taro jurai in a sidecar just doesn't roll off the tongue.
Wait, wait, did He go to Japan, before or after, He ministered to the Nephites in America? This is a critical point!
@Lockheed Ventura: and do the Japanese have magic underwear? I think not.
This is very difficult to reconcile with the canonical account of Jesus's voyages.