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"Air security is expected to tighten, particularly for international flights into the United States, in light of recent intelligence that terrorists might be considering boarding flights with surgically implanted explosive devices, an American security official said Wednesday."
—Good night nurse.
So I guess Nolan's Dark Knight finally came out in Yemen?
I bet if you had a bomb surgically implanted in you it would be hard to remember not to get all mad inside about work and stuff and your stupid boss who is making you stay late to work on this ridiculous Syndechrome project while Ryan and Sarah get to go to the Crandall Group Insite client party tonight even though they've worked here a full year less than you and don't even know the lead project manager at CGI let alone BOOM!
So basically the job of an American security official is to make up some stupid comic book bullshit out of thin air and clamp down on it? Wish these guys were around when I was afraid of being abducted by aliens!
the bombs are coming from inside the spleen.
So on top of all the other indignities of airport security, is there going to be someone slamming a stethoscope onto your chest, listening for ticking alarm clocks?
@Flashman Did you catch this morning's salt post? Sure as hell hope not!
Do they mean "air security will tighten" or do they mean "air security theater will get more over-wrought and expensive"?
Inquiring minds want to know!
@Screen Name I registered just so I could like/thumbs up your post. Thank you.
@coffeeguy Thanks!