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The Week We–OH GOD IT'S HOT
This week: Cold soup! The Mekons! When baseball goes into the stands! Cooling pictures of fireworks! And if you can handle the heat, the argument about Harvard goes on. Don't go outside! Just… don't move. And DON'T DIE IN THE HEAT. We have special things for you next week!
Oops.
Special how?
According to the photo, this is the week Hazel Honeysuckle missed laundry day.
Oh come on: that spam that just got deleted was pretty special, like found poetry.