A poll shows that only 19% of Republican primary voters believe that Barack Obama would be taken up to Heaven in the event of the Rapture. More than half see Sarah Palin flying up there, or whatever it is happens.
Well, neither will Catholics, Episcopalians, Eastern Orthodox, Greek Orthodox or any other so-called Christians who don't have a direct relationship with Jesus. To say nothing of the non-Christians. So, good company and all.
What if it were just a Rapture, rather than the Rapture?
Well, neither will Catholics, Episcopalians, Eastern Orthodox, Greek Orthodox or any other so-called Christians who don't have a direct relationship with Jesus. To say nothing of the non-Christians. So, good company and all.
Furthermore, 70% of Republicans surveyed believe Obama will be on Santa's "Naughty" list this Christmas.
I can state with some confidence that he will touched by His noodly appendage.