Thursday, July 7th, 2011
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Finally, an explanation for why polar bears are so pale.

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IBentMyWookie (#133)

This also explains why they have the worst cuisine of all the bears.

theheckle (#621)

@IBentMyWookie and why they're stereotyped as the policemen of the Arctic.

Matt (#26)

And why they looooovvee their mothers.

Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

Talk about burying the lede. GROLAR BEARS!

"Grizzly-polar (also called prizzly or grolar) bear hybrids are popping up in the Canadian arctic, and seem to be fertile, resulting in second-generation hybrids, a very unusual event for wild animals."

theheckle (#621)

@Lockheed Ventura "Prizzly". For some reason I thought they'd gone with "Pizzly". While more cumbersome, Prizzly is better than Pizzly on a lot of levels.

Most of those levels are occupied by the fact that I want to name a henchman Pizzly in my forthcoming Victorian thriller.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

@theheckle I WOULD READ THAT.

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