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"Ticket buyers who were entering Morrissey's gig at Middlesborough Town Hall last Friday (July 8) were searched in case they were carrying any meat products, according to reports."
Good thing I took my salami on a movie date instead.
Panwarmers: Dark Meat of the Loon
(I've got nothing)
@Sweet Camote This adds a whole new dimension to 'hide the salami'. You have to hide it at the concert and hopefuly, if you get lucky, with your date after the show.
Or dogs.
We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.
Well, it is murder, after all.