Productivity is expected to plummet at offices nationwide today as men spend their mornings measuring their fingers: "Dr. Tae Beom Kim, a urologist at Gachon University in Incheon, Korea, and his colleagues studied 144 men over the age of 20 who were undergoing urological surgery for conditions that do not affect the length of the penis. One member of the team carefully measured the lengths of the index and ring fingers on the subject's right hand before surgery — left hands are thought to be more variable. A second team member then measured penis length immediately after the subject had been anesthetized. The length was measured both when the penis was flaccid and when it had been stretched as much as possible. Stretched length is thought to correlate to erect length, the team wrote. The team found that, in general, the lower the ratio of the lengths of the two fingers, the longer the stretched length of the penis."
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Wait sorry. They anesthetized people and then started playing with their dicks? Isn't that, um…? CREEPY??
@jolie I thought that's just what doctors usually….
Uh oh.
It's dick week already?
@zidaane Go on, complain about Christmas now.
Tomorrow our inboxes will be full of messages for finger-enhancement products.
Please, Doctor, stop stretching my dick.
I think it's swell that there's a penis-length study in a town called Incheon.
@hman I think it's swell that you used the word swell in a penis-length study comment
I'm not a guy, but the "stretched as much as possible" part makes me wince a bit.
@bshep that is a valid reaction.
"left hands are thought to be more variable"
"Stretched length is thought to correlate to erect length"
Well, I see they've thought this through.
"left hands are thought to be more variable"
Ah, yes, the original "stranger."