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"Morrissey sustained hand and arm injuries recently after being attacked by a dog in England." I wonder if black is how he tastes on the inside. [Via]
"Morrissey sustained hand and arm injuries recently after being attacked by a dog in England." I wonder if black is how he tastes on the inside. [Via]
Big Mouth Strikes Again!
@saythatscool The Boy With the Fang in His Side
@saythatscool This Foaming Man
@saythatscool Some Dogs Are Bigger Than Others
I was looking for a dog and then a found a dog. And heaven knows I'm miserable now.
@keisertroll That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
@saythatscool Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
@keisertroll Some dogs are nice and some dogs can bite you…
@Charles Bogle Irish Setter, English Heart
How Soon Is Owww?
@Charles Bogle Schnauzers of the World Unite
So that's what asexuality tastes like.
the pup of mope
Dateline: dogcrime island
Whenever I get bitten by a dog in London, I always seek treatment in Sweden.
@hman When you go to Sweden for treatment, do you book yourself in at the Y?
I wonder if the pain was enough to make a shy, bald Buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder.
When I was in high school, there was a Morrissey acolyte, consequently a vegetarian (doesn't it always work that way?) who sat at our table in the cafeteria. She used to recite the lyrics to Meat Is Murder if anyone dared to commit the offense of consuming meat in her presence. If only she'd been there to harangue that dog.
@Mimi Killjoy I imagined Morrissey yelling "meat is murder!" at the dog while he was being bitten.
Heaven knows he's miserable now.
Something is Squeezing My Hand