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Batman And Superman Are Gonna Get It On
Reddit user NoFear220 snapped this work of art at Rome's Villa Borghese. There is a "faster than a speeding bullet" joke to be made here, but it's too hot out. God, Monday. [Via]
The World's Gayest Detective
The Man of Not Calling You Tomorrow
The Masked Manhunt(er)
The Man of Steel
The Gaped Crusader
The Last Spunk of Krypton
Jizz-El
Stately Wang Manner
The Caped Cruiser
The League of Extraordinarily Fabulous Men.
The Just Us League.
@whizzard Ooh, nice one.
The Dark Knight Rises
@Matt The Dark Knight Comes Again (and Again and Again).
Faster than a Silver Bullet
(Vibrator jokes? No?)
@DorothyMantooth Yeah but is he more powerful than a Hitachi Magic Wand?
@deepomega Able to leap a tall strap-on in a single bound!
@deepomega nothing is more powerful than the magic wand. NOTHING.
Pull my finger.
The Just Ass League
The Dark Knight Who Is Also Totally Gay – Seriously, I'm Not Kidding, I Read It on the Internet.
Did I ever tell you about the dream I had where I lost my virginity to Christopher Reeve? He was a tender lover.
You guys are all "hur hur gay" when the joke is clearly ADAM West : http://www.thecaveonline.com/APEH/michelangelosbrain.html
Or possibly that Superman is god? Also it looks like Superman is wearing elastic-waist old man pants over his unitard.
I'm thinkin' late-episode scenario, Batman strapped to table, evildoer revealing evil plans, fucksaw. Superman gets there just in time for …
And somewhere, crying in a corner, is Robin.
@Butterscotch Stalin rocking in the corner? rockin robin? too far?