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Ugh, it's gonna be hot today. And tomorrow. Later in the week there will be rain. It is summer. I hope you've put powder on all the necessary parts. (In an abundance of caution I overcompensated, and now my equipment looks like a French mime who is terrible at juggling.) Anyway, welcome back! How was your weekend?
I realized yesterday that no amount of marination can improve the edibility of london broil.
@dado It's really tasty but can be a bit chewy. We've got this tenderizing thing that you pound on your steak, and with each pounding it forces a couple of dozen tiny, razor sharp blades into the meat. Work over your London broil with that before you throw it on the grill and you'll find it a lot easier to eat.
J'accard!
TAGS: WEATHER, BALLHAVER, SWEATY THINGS, NEW YORK CITY, GOLD BOND, ALEX BALK'S POWDERED WIG, LADIES DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, SUMMER
@jolie HOW TO MAKE WALLPAPER PASTE
@jolie : UNFORTUNATE MIME ANALOGIES
@jolie BUSH TWINS
@dado TWO IN THE BUSH
Wasn't too shabby. How's life there?
Sweet vindication! This post surely proves by omission that "sweat nuts", which a certain editor of an old DRA post insisted "were indeed a thing," are not a thing.
Like an uncooked bucket of breaded chicken thighs.
@deepomega VIVID
@saythatscool HORRIFYINGLY SO