I mean, come on: "N.J. Gov. Chris Christie invited to 'day of prayer and fasting' with Texas Gov. Rick Perry"
"I'm praying you're the one who's fasting, Rick."
Was this just a fat joke? Ugh. You're better than this.
@Joey Stern@twitter You're new here, aren't you? Well, welcome! Lemon square?
@jolie He's fasting, duh.
@Joey Stern@twitter So what's "Joey Stern" a reference to?
With Double C, it'll be a Texas-sized fast.
Fasting in Texas just means a small BBQ sandwich and 2 beers instead of 4.
HEY GUYS THIS IS CHRI CHRIS CHRISTIE I AM HERE FOR YOUR DAY OF PEARS AND FROSTING
And tomorrow: "NJ gov bursts into tears, picks fight with TX gov. Blames low blood sugar."
Rick has nothing to worry about because he smells like asparagus.
Let's hope they break the fast with some humble pie. They'll be needing it after their big ol' spectacle of "gather[ing] in humility and repentance."
Rick Perry has those big, black dead shark eyes. I believe Gogol had him in mind when writing "Dead Souls"
Little Known Fact: Governor Rick operry prefers a man in a Jheri Curl.
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"I'm praying you're the one who's fasting, Rick."
Was this just a fat joke? Ugh. You're better than this.
@Joey Stern@twitter You're new here, aren't you? Well, welcome! Lemon square?
@jolie He's fasting, duh.
@Joey Stern@twitter So what's "Joey Stern" a reference to?
With Double C, it'll be a Texas-sized fast.
Fasting in Texas just means a small BBQ sandwich and 2 beers instead of 4.
HEY GUYS THIS IS CHRI
CHRIS CHRISTIE
I AM HERE FOR YOUR DAY OF PEARS AND FROSTING
And tomorrow: "NJ gov bursts into tears, picks fight with TX gov. Blames low blood sugar."
Rick has nothing to worry about because he smells like asparagus.
Let's hope they break the fast with some humble pie. They'll be needing it after their big ol' spectacle of "gather[ing] in humility and repentance."
Rick Perry has those big, black dead shark eyes. I believe Gogol had him in mind when writing "Dead Souls"
Little Known Fact: Governor Rick operry prefers a man in a Jheri Curl.