Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011
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Sexy Viggo v. Fassbender Cronenberg Sexy Time: The Sexy Movie


"The movie stars Michael Fassbender and Viggo Mortensen as strangely good-looking versions of Carl Jung and Sigmund Freud…. and Vincent Cassel is there, too."
*faints dramatically*

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The worst ever was James Franco playing Ginsberg. Ginsberg was an absolute troll IRL.

metoometoo (#230)

@Brand Huscarl@twitter Since I already harbored weird, intellectual lust for both Ginsberg and Jung, I find this trend very appealing. (I also like to fantasize that Ram Dass looks like Richard Alpert from Lost.)

MParcells (#375)

Paul Giamatti should play them both,

How is it that an Austrian and a Swiss both have English accents? Or is that some sort of psychoanalytic plotline?

Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)

@armagnacforbreakfast Agreed, if they spoke in New Awlins drawl it would be much more enjoyable..

Jared (#1,227)

"From the writer of Dangerous Liaisons." And here I was thinking he was dead. Silly me.

GailPink (#9,712)

I WANT TO SEE IT!

moneyfetish (#13,643)

Keira Knightley is doing her best Rachel Weisz

HiredGoons (#603)

@moneyfetish: I just kept putting Winona Ryder's head on there.

mathnet (#27)

YOU BETTER SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT

Carrie Frye (#9,863)

@mathnet When things get that sexy it's hard to spell right. Fixed now!

deepomega (#1,720)

@Carrie Frye: But the URL will be wrong FOREVER.

deepomega (#1,720)

I'd prefer it as a straight up prime time soap opera.

gumplr (#66)

It's about time they made a prequel to Secretary.

Annie K. (#3,563)

Yeah, I'm fainting too. Woofies.

Why does Fassbender look so much like Ewan MacGregor when he wears his Sigmund Freud glasses?

@HeyThatsMyBike or his Jung glasses. Although Freud wore those, too!

mrschem (#1,757)

Where the hell have I heard this before? Oh yeah – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Hotel

Marco Romano (#4,090)

It's da' people who are dangerous and not methods. As Jung said, "Thank God I am not a Jungian."

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