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How Do We Feel About Jackée Being the New Betty White?
The "Ground Zero Mosque" scandal of 2011 isn't going to be aliens. It's going to be….
Ok Tweeps, if you'd like to see ME host SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, as 1000s of you have referenced & requested via e-mail… trend #JackéeOnSNL
… Jackée-related. Oh boy, here we go. JACKÉE'S BACK, BACK AGAIN, TELL A FRIEND.







Every year I think of her on February 27. NEVER FORGET.
@Moff wait. WHY? that's my birthday! am I connected to Jackée somehow?!?
@Aatom: My friend, I refuse to explain this one.
@Aatom oh wait. right. sigh. long day, sorry.
@Aatom I can't believe I never made the connection between my birthday and that show. Sometimes a gift is just staring you in the face for years until you see it.
@Aatom: The times when you have seen only one set of footprints is when Jackée carried you.
@Moff HA! I swear my mom has that stupid poem hanging in her bathroom to this day. So much serendipity here.
@Aatom: Wait, what poem?
(HAHAHAHAHA J/K)
Maybe I don't understand how things work (I don't) but I think Twitter hashtags don't handle letters with diacritical marks (like the é), so her rallying hashtag is going to come out as #jack.
(This is why Biz Stone legally changed his name from Ɓïž Şťȫʼně in 2006.)
I have no idea what's going on.
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Hooray! Another excuse to link to the glorious "Conversational Jackee."
Who's Awl Commenter #227?
@hman I'm not sure, but we're about 76,000 away from Tori Spelling showing up.
Can a Celebrity Sass-Off between the two be far behind?