Early Drafts Of The First Part Of The Line "I've Had Sex Four Times This Week I'll Explain/Having A Hard Time Adjusting To Fame…" From Drake's New Song
1) I've had ice-cream four times this week
2) I've had diarrhea four times this week
3) I saw Something Borrowed in the theater twice
4) I've been wearing the same socks since Tuesday
5) I brushed my teeth with just water this morning
6) I clipped my toenails in the bed and I'm pretty sure I didn't find all the parings when I tried to sweep them up
7) I watched both cases in an episode of "Judge Judy" yesterday while eating peanut butter and Nutella straight out of the jars with a spoon
8) The cat threw up on the couch and I just turned the cushion over
9) A piece of cheese fell down into the crack between the counter and the oven
10) I peed in the plant again
11) I was eating the peanut butter and Nutella with the same spoon, and some Nutella got mixed into the peanut-butter, I saw it there, but I closed the jar and put it back into the cabinet like that anyway
I think you've confused me with Drake again.
Sorry to hijack your post Dave but YOU GUYS CHO IS LEAVING NOOOOOO
http://www.observer.com/2011/06/awl-publisher-david-cho-heeds-the-call-of-grantland/
#9 really speaks to me, it happens almost daily. Recently it's been chunks of onion, Anaheim pepper, and orange bell pepper making the journey into the depths. I'll wait until I see ants before I do anything about it though.
@whizzard Sprinkle borax on the dropped food and the ants will die!!
Hey! It's Toronto
These were even funnier the second time through, Dave. It's more of a belly-full-of-lunch style of humor rather than a jacked-on-coffee giggler, for me at least. More "Early Drafts…" please.