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Coppers Called on Lord Bath's Bountiful Babe Bustup
Did you miss the big news this weekend? "Police have been called to the Marquess of Bath’s Longleat estate in Wiltshire after one his 'wifelets' was allegedly injured during a late night fight with a rival." Mm hmm…
The women suffered a suspected broken nose in a vicious fight over who would "sleep with the peer” that evening at 18th century Longleat House, a source said. Lord Bath, 79, who has been described as the country’s most eccentric aristocrat, had apparently already retired for the evening, saying ‘You sort it out, I’m going to bed’.”
Wifelets are actually a new snack product I'm developing.
@deepomega You can serve them with chippies.
This is exactly like that episode of Batman.
#aftergrass
Oh I have long been a fan of his astonishing website, don't miss it (especially the Poetry and Songs, well the paintings are amazing too.)
http://www.lordbath.co.uk
@barnhouse : I have long been a fan of his astonishing outfits. I expect he gets them from some very British version of Bijan.
@Gef the Talking Mongoose BIJAN! I had forgotten all about him!! omg do you live in LA and do you remember the billboards. He posed just like a Woman Laughing With Salad.
@barnhouse I ran across his website years ago for work and it became an instant favorite. After the death of the Duke of Bedford in 2002 he ascended to the title of My Favorite Peer.
@barnhouse : Ha! Remember his insane cars? The yellow-exterior-black-interior Bentley was my favorite (just above the black-exterior-yellow-interior one). Actually, it looks like he and Lord Bath shared similar automotive taste, too. The connection deepens!
@Gef the Talking Mongoose Indeed. I stand transfixed before a glittering panorama of new insights.
@My Number Is My Address oo that is a tough one. But I think I'm going to have to go with the 5th Baron Haden-Guest.
@barnhouse I like what he makes the most, certainly, but he's not nearly so personally interesting as Bath, Bedford, or his bastard brother.