Wednesday, June 1st, 2011
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Bigfoot Makes Surprise Appearance On Hiker's iPhone Video


This new video of Bigfoot was shot last week in the woods near Spokane, Washington, where the Spokane Indians used to speak of giant, stinky "men stealers" who would come into their lodges and abduct people at night. Also nearby, a gold prospector named Karl Breheim reported damage to his metal toolbox that looked "like a giant man had munched a white-bread sandwich." Those woods are very beautiful. But I will never go there because of the obvious mosquito problem.

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At last! This is convincing evidence. Like Obama's birth certificate this should finally silence the doubters.

HiredGoons (#603)

I know when I'm hiking down an embankment in a woody ravine, I always hold my camera-phone out in front of my face as opposed to, you know, watching where I'm going.

Natzzzzzz (#7,318)

This is monkey business.

Apologies everyone. It's late.

Where's Steve Austin when you need him?

riotnrrd (#840)

For once, can this not be about that fucking prima donna, Steve Austin?

SeanP (#4,058)

@riotnrrd How about Steve Irwin?

MParcells (#375)

Not bigfoot.Maybe the Blair Witch.

There's no way that could be a person wearing a costume. You know why? Because it would be an incredible coincidence if a person wearing a costume in the woods just happened to walk by the very instant this hiker was shooting this video. And I don't believe in incredible coincidences.

Wow, Robin Williams is looking very old these days. But at least he hasn't gone grey.

GailPink (#9,712)
KenWheaton (#401)

@GailPink Well, it is a "giant, stinky man stealer"

NormaDesmond (#13,452)

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

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