19
14 National Epithets Used By Internet Maoists, In Order Of Ingenuity
14. "Great" Britain
13. New Stealand
12. Klanada
11. United Snakes
10. "Liu-Dengist-type revisionisms"
9. Germoney
8. Fran¢e
7. "northern Korea"
6. The Revisionist So-Called Communist Party of Nepal
5. Amerikkka
4. Azania [South Africa]
3. aU$tralia
2. The Crypto-Trotskyist Revolutionary Communist Party USA
1. £ngland
Chris Randle is a writer from Toronto and a member of the group blog Back to the World. He once staged a mediocre performance-art piece inspired by Jean-Luc Godard's La Chinoise.
Photo courtesy of U.S. National Archives, via Wikimedia Commons.
Micro$oft?
@deepomega: CHA$E.
@HiredGoons E*Tard
Misty moisty.
Are none of these Maoists of the Internet Naxalaite variety? If so, we need more epithets about West Bengal.
@armagnacforbreakfast ¢hhatti$$garh
@Butterscotch Stalin
øri$$a
(and by Naxalaite, I of course meant Naxalite and just can't spell today)
Also, you forgot "U-rape," crandle
afri¢¢¢a, because, you see, it's so poor! (How poor is it?)
Laughghani$tan.
By the way, "internet Maoists" just means Democrats, right?
@My Number Is My Address That's what Glenn Beck told me it meant.
Luxe-embourg.
@HiredGoons: Luxembourgeois.
Am I the only one who would pronounce "£ngland" as "Lingland"? Which actually has a nice ring to it.
@ejcsanfran Pound Sterlingland?
@Deleted by user Pound Sterlingrad.
These are no Great Leap Forward in wordsmithery.
VEGA$