Woody Allen Movies, In Order Of The Likelihood That Their Titles Will Be Used As Titles For Wu-Tang Clan Songs
43. Men of Crisis: The Harvey Wallinger Story
42. Everyone Says I Love You
41. Hannah and Her Sisters
40. Husbands and Wives
39. Sounds From a Town I Love
38. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
37. Whatever Works
36. You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger
35. Anything Else
34. Sweet and Lowdown
33. September
32. Hollywood Ending
31. Deconstructing Harry
30. Annie Hall
29. Zelig
28. Radio Days
27. Don't Drink the Water
26. Alice
25. Broadway Danny Rose
24. Stardust Memories
23. Celebrity
22. Interiors
21. Midnight in Paris
20. Manhattan
19. Scoop
18. Sleeper
17. Bananas
16. Love and Death
15. Manhattan Murder Mystery
14. Cassandra's Dream
13. Shadows and Fog
12. Melinda and Melinda
11. Take the Money and Run
10. Bullets Over Broadway
9. Oedipus Wrecks
8. Match Point
7. Crimes and Misdemeanors
6. Vicky Cristina Barcelona
5. What's Up, Tiger Lily?
4. Mighty Aphrodite
3. Small Time Crooks
2. The Purple Rose of Cairo
1. The Curse of the Jade Scorpion
Bananas #1 imo (or does Ghostface solo not count?)
Two Scoops!
TWSS. (???)
I really hope this listicle causes a lot of debate.
Sweet and Lowdown should be higher!
@My Number Is My Address I agree! I think it's a lot more likely that Wu-Tang would call a song Sweet and Lowdown than, say, Zelig.
will # 16 be a cover of # 20? or vice versa? SO CONFUSED!!
@roboloki @BobbyJim:
Damn! (Watch this blog writer get all messed up in his lists.)
Fixed now. (In a sneaky and sort of staple-and-tape way.)
Thanks for close reading!
Dave drinks in the afternoons now.
@Dave Bry If you're including plays, I'm pretty sure "God" would be a high-ranker. Also "Death".
Shouldn't there be an honorary spot for The Sorrow and The Pity?
I completely agree w/ #1, however it really is more of an album title, no?
No Wild Man Blues?
I think Ghost could do something with 43, maybe over a slower R&B beat.
@s. Yeah, you're right. Maybe like a "Melinda and Melinda Pt. 2" or something?
Now try it with Francis Ford Coppola and James Brown.
Anyone else who watched Mad TV in the mid-'90s reminded of this?
Antz, The Front and Casino Royale were all bonus tracks on The W.
I had a Wu Tang-Woody Allen movies hashtag going on Twitter (@pablogoldstein) exactly a week ago. Y'all following me?
The Purple Tape of Cairo
Broadway Dirty Rose
Vicky Christina Barcelona (The Jump Off)
Criminology & Misdemeanors