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"'It was almost completely worthless,' said Jeffrey Tufenkian, 49, who along with his wife, Sona, enrolled in a $35,000 'Gold Elite' class at Trump University to jump-start a career in real estate."
—I'm pro-regulation and for protections against deceptive business practices and all… but at a certain point, you're on your own, you know? Maybe don't brush your teeth with motor oil! Don't dive into bodies of water when you don't know their depth! Don't spend tens of thousands of dollars on made-up universities, and don't buy anything just because it has 'Trump' in the name.
Maybe don't buy anything *especially* if it has Trump in the name.
Only almost?
"Trump" has the same brand appeal as "Anal Fissures."
@BadUncle Possibly less.
@BadUncle At least there's a chance that some fun was had on the way to the fissures.
Revenge Of The Turds
What on earth could they have been thinking they would get for $35,000? From Trump? That old saying holds up: A Tufenkian and his money…
Couldn't you have posted this yesterday? I just bought Trump-brand motor oil toothpaste.
Modern-day snake oil.
Who, who are these people? It's absolutely unfathomable.