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"The forerunner of them all was Rolf, an Airedale terrier who 'spoke' through tapping his paw against a board, each letter of the alphabet being represented by a certain number of taps. He was said to have speculated about religion, learnt foreign languages, wrote poetry and asked a visiting noblewoman 'could you wag your tail?' The patriotic German dog even expressed a wish to join the army, because he disliked the French."
—Attend the tale of Tier-Sprechschule ASRA, the Nazi school for superior dogs, one of whom "was said to have uttered the words 'Mein Fuhrer' when asked who Adolf Hitler was."
Veeery clever, Hans.
Those dogs were brilliant, sure, but they were also quite sad. Hitler would never let them have an chewish toys.
@saythatscool – Because he was a sour Kraut.
@saythatscool Airedales are tough. Their hair curls into little knotsies.
Nein, furrer.
@scroll_lock
Heel, Hitler.
Inglorious Shepherds
Who would win in a battle, talking Nazi dogs, or Cujo?
@scroll_lock Schnauzer's List
@saythatscool The Poodleist
She Bitches of The SS
With Nicolas Cage as Dr. Fu Manchu
Where Beagles Dare
Enemy at the Kitchen Gates
The Puns of Navarone
The Great Dane Escape
Downspot
Das Boxer
Life is Bulldogful
Band of Bowsers
Saving Private Weimaraner
A Ridgeback Too Far
Best in Shoah
Nurembeagle
Gestalpo
Cross of Irish Setter
Ich Bin Iams Berliner
Thank goodness for the French Hunderground.
Hogan's Hounds
John Demjanjuk aka Ivan the Terrier
Clifford, The Big Red One.
You should have heard Rolf tapping out "Sixteen Going on Seventeen."
Woofwaffe
V-E-T Day
Lady & The Triumph of the Will
Lassieg
Sophies's Chow
@scroll_lock:
If it weren't for Hogan's Hounds, we might never have had the pleasure of Family Führer with Richard Dachshund.
The Longest Spay
@SidAndFinancy- love you.