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I have long thought that a Patriots-Cowboys Super Bowl would be the ultimate competition in which you wished both sides could lose, but apparently I was not being imaginative enough.






Still not as bad as Manchester United v Barcelona
@LondonLee Both of whom are always spoiling AFC Wimbledon's day.
@LondonLee Dinamo Zagreb v. Red Star Belgrade
HillbillyCon is so much better with cosplay.
"Westboro at least doesn't have any lynchings in its organizational history."
Select one or both:
They're young, give them time.
They are Christians, remember?
The site is having technical difficulties so I can't access, but please tell me cross-sport matchups are allowed, because, you know, Yankees-Lakers.
@Bittersweet this. Get them together, and then maybe a meteor could hit the stadium?
I can't see the linked article either, BTW.
You're really batting a thousand today, Bittersweet.
@boyofdestiny: Over the weekend I watched that old Cheers episode in which Carla gives the beatdown to an obnoxious Yankees fan, so it's top of mind.
@Bittersweet oh yes! then we could have Celtics-Red Sox!
@Zombie Cucumber: That would be the Matchup of Pure Awesomeness, where both teams win with a thousand points each and afterwards Ray Allen and Dustin Pedroia take me out for Sam Summer and lobster rolls.
RELATED: Holy hell, go Canucks am I right?
@Matt: Nope.
Mr. Hockeymom's contribution to the genre:
Cowboys v. Bears (in Dallas, so as to include fans)
Plane carrying the Notre Dame football team collides with plane carrying the Michigan football team, overhead.
All on-board and on the ground are killed, including the Stanford tree mascot who is inexplicably also on the field.
@hockeymom I smell cheese, of the Wisconsin variety.
@whizzard Don't EVEN get him started on Refrigerator Perry.
As far as I'm concerned, this could be about either the NBA or NFL finals.
Palin vs Bachmann should be on the list here somewhere
Redskins v. Steelers. (Quick, guess where my football allegiances lie!)