Wednesday, May 18th, 2011
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Elevator Falls In Manhattan

"The elevator's vibrations are resolving themselves in her mind as an aqua-blue cone. Her pen rests in her palm and her grip loosens. It might fall. She shuts out the sound of the super's breathing, which is a low rumble lilting into a wheeze at the ultimate convexity of his exhalation. That's noise. The elevator moves. The elevator moves upward in the well, toward the grunting in the machine room, and Lila Mae turns that into a picture, too. The ascension is a red spike circling around the blue cone, which doubles in size and wobbles as the elevator starts climbing. You don't pick the shapes and their behaviors. Everyone has their own set of genies. Depends on how your brain works."
Twenty-two New Yorkers' worst nightmare came true this morning when the freight elevator they were riding in fell from the third floor to the basement of a building on 6th Avenue and 19th street in Manhattan. Thankfully, none of the injuries appear to be life-threatening. But NBC News reports that, "The most serious injuries appeared to be neck and back pains." Yes. Oww. There's going to be big trouble if the inspector turns out to have been an intuitionist.

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HiredGoons (#603)

Oddly enough I was going to relate my crippling fear of heights to my corresponding fear of being in an elevator when it gives out, in Alex's previous post about hanging off rooftops.

I'll just be curled up over in the corner trembling like a leaf if anyone needs me.

Also: that is one of the most depressing TJMaxx ever.

boyofdestiny (#1,243)

@HiredGoons Is there room in that corner for me?

What's next? Problems with the Roosevelt Island Sky Tram?

janeminty (#9,376)

I had JUST stopped fearing this, since PBS assured me elevators were equipped with sensors to prevent hitting the bottom floor. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/tech/trapped-elevator.html

HiredGoons (#603)

@janeminty: I have an inkling that freight elevators might not be as carefully kept up because, you know, they just carry Wetbacks.

BadUncle (#153)

Alright, I'm now annoyed at a friend who works for Otis who convinced me years ago that the only elevators that fall are the hydraulic kind. Evidently, Elisha Otis' invention of the elevator break was the reason anyone would get onto those crazy things.

Now I know them for what they truly are: hurtling meat boxes.

Clip Arthur (#2,024)

@BadUncle The elevator that fell was a freight elevator. Typically freight elevators are not maintained as well as non-freight elevators. So you need to factor that into the equation.

Also, the building where this elevator is located at is where “Bed, Bath & Beyond” is located. That is my “beyond” joke.

Mr. B (#10,093)

Team Empiricist all the way.

roboloki (#1,724)

good to the last drop.

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